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ultrabeammegagirl: Or an 8.5, because there is always room for improvement. i can’t believe i just said that out loud, my mother just looked at me like “wtf!” ^ (also.. don’t have to be a millionaire/billionaire) this and to a Taurus man, my perfect self is right here, LOL JK of course. Plus I have a 19 : ) Was dreaming for precisely a 7.9837063 before we met so I got lucky : )

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Or an 8.5, because there is always room for improvement. i can’t believe i just said that out loud, my mother just looked at me like “wtf!”

^ (also.. don’t have to be a millionaire/billionaire) this and to a Taurus man, my perfect self is right here, LOL JK of course. Plus I have a 19 : ) Was dreaming for precisely a 7.9837063 before we met so I got lucky : )

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